First Line of Defense: Creative Writing Professors

My dad told me that people SAY all kind of things they don't mean. But the things they bother to write down are the ones they really believe.

This guy was really dumb. How stupid do you have to be to go right ahead and do this? And back it up with three loaded guns in your car?

I used to get really annoyed at violent, perverted or obscene bumper stickers on cars, until I realized they were doing me a favor by letting me know who they are and what they believe. I was surprised, as always, by how many of my fellow travelers were, um, bad news.