If you feel needy today

I'm turning on my automatic blessings generator. Not because I don't want to hear from you, but because maybe you can't contact me in person and get a customized response. In any case, I'd probably say one of these...

It's ok. God loves you. Jesus already died for that. You look awesome. You did the right thing. You did the best you can. Nobody remembers that anymore. You have my permission to be yourself. There's nobody I love more than you. There's nobody I'd rather do that with than you. Let's do that! Thank you! You made my day! I forgive you. You're a good friend. When I count my blessings I count you twice. Whatever happens, remember I love you. No matter how the wind blows, make sure you hat is on securely. Wrap up tight! Wear your galoshes. You need some fun. You need some money? You need some home cooking! You can come home anytime. Don't worry about it. Good job! Hey, you can tell me about it. It's my job to tell you hard things even when I don't want to. Don't be ashamed (see "Jesus already died for that.") Remember Romans 5:6-8. Anger is just fear. I'll always be here for you. You can tell me anything. Go play with your toys! I wike it dat way too. You're a good person. You have a real talent for that! It was no accident me finding you (I borrowed that one). Happy Birthday! It's only a number. This is the day the Lord has made, rejoice and be glad in it. You needed to tell somebody that for a long time. Get some rest and you'll feel better. Your hair looks great today. Have you lost weight? No, I don't think that makes you look fat. What's the matter? How can I help you? Would you like a cookie/piece of cake/something to drink/to sit down/to come in/a hug/glass of wine/some toast/a cup of coffee? Cry it out and then get on with life. You might want to reconsider that. I had a good time. You make me happy. I love you. Consider it forgotten. I left the light on for you.